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Triquatra
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 Posted - 2009/06/30 : 11:09:12
i think this one speaks for itself, those petty, childish pranks that get pulled during the working day....
a few we've done in the past two days
annoyed our boss by taping the reciver on his phone down, so that it still rings when he picks it up, set his wallpaper to a naked david hasselhoff and changed his cursor to a penis, whilst locking down the options to change it back in the regestry all on a day when his boss was coming in to see him :D
now those are pretty tame...im sure you wonderful lads and lasses can present some far more amusing pranks that you've pulled in the past..of course, doesnt really have to be work related ;)
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Audio Warfare
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Posted - 2009/06/30 : 11:20:46
My mate got hammered at a party and fell asleep in an armchair so we carried the chair (with him in it) a few fields up and left him there in the middle of an empty field. He was quite confused when he came through. He even had some big shades on, a couple of porno dvd's in his hands and a big inflatable palm tree next to him. :P
We put some shoe polish round the rim of a bong and one of my mates walked around with a blue ring round his mouth all day.
We also copied a trick off of the Porridge film and loosened all the bolts on my mates bike so that it fell to pieces when he tried to ride it. :D
We always used to do things like it with chairs and tables that fall apart to it's so funny to watch.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/07/02 : 18:13:53
lol nice!
i guess we dont have many pranksters on happyhardcore.com ya boring sods
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Brian K
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Posted - 2009/07/02 : 18:46:38
I can't think of any pranks we've done recently...mainly build things when we get bored
we've built a trebuchet & a catapult out of work materials and tried to destroy structures made out of tongue depressors
also made blow guns that shoot syringe needles
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2009/07/02 : 19:14:55
When i was working as a tree surgeon. I was felling some conifers & came across an old squirrels nest with 2 dead babies in. They were all crispy so i took them out to the truck & waited till my boss was back up a tree. I took his lunchbox out his bag & put these squirrels in his rolls. At lunchtime we sat down to eat. He took a roll out & without looking went to take a bite. I had to stop him as he didn't realize what i had done. I never laughed so much in ages. He came so close to eating crispy squirrel roll.
Another one we done was when my mate Alex came to help us out at work. When we was at the yard doing some chipping & logging up. While Alex was splitting logs we turned the shoot of the chipper around to face him. (It was about 15ft away so well within range) We put a whole dead pheasant through the chipper & it shot out the shoot covering Alex it freshly chipped pheasant.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/07/04 : 09:07:42
holy crap! lol
i dunno which is worse.............but you should have gotten pictures of that haha
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/07/07 : 03:28:25
- A pratt in my class kept secretly sipping his Sprite bottle when the teacher had his back turned.
Stole this mate's half-empty Sprite bottle during class, pissed in it during recess, put in back in his bag after recess, watched him spit it all up on the girl in front half an hour later.
- Stealing a friend's eraser and placing it in his hood. When he finds it, repeat.
- Quietly singing 'Awimbawe' from 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' during class
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/07/07 : 05:16:28
yea y'all r pretty liberal when it comes to work ethics.
here in the US u can lose your job pretty easily
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Yoko
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Posted - 2009/07/07 : 08:17:40
I taped the register shut once, all it took was one little piece of tape and it would not pop. Everyone thought it was broken, and I had forgotten that I had done it, so I thought it was broken too, lol.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/07/07 : 08:37:25
quote:
Originally posted by Yoko:
I taped the register shut once, all it took was one little piece of tape and it would not pop. Everyone thought it was broken, and I had forgotten that I had done it, so I thought it was broken too, lol.
lol!
the registers where i used to work had a cable that went from the back of the cash drawer to the computer, there was a point where you could stick a piece of metal (a quarter works well), short circuit it, and pop the drawer...i didnt say that though ;)
some other tame pranks - new people would be sent to the "basement" to get an item, the whole store knew about it so whenever they would enquire as to where the basement was they would be re-directed to a new place...
telling someone they had a call on 500 was always a good one, seconds later you hear someone over the intercom/loudspeakers loudly saying "hello, this is kevin, how can i help you"
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