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Weird Fish
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Posted - 2003/05/07 :  20:36:26  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Weird Fish's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by ryg0r:
I like the psychological approach. Don't let them have their fun. Don't give them the reaction they want. Crack a few "yo mumma" jokes.

Now if you want to scare them....I was always wierd. Take a can of fruit to school, with a rusty looking, nasty, oversize can opener and spill the juice ever where. Ride a unicycle to school. Burn some CD's....with some petrol. Burn. Burn!! BURN!!!

I also used to hang a leak in bins and bust out my l33t bag of trix in class. Did I meantion I was strange?

Actually thats not a testament of a good/proven technique. Thats just acting strange.

Sorry, that doesn't help at all.

But I think ignorance is bliss...

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BAD_WES
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Posted - 2003/05/07 :  23:30:16  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
I go to an all Guy school (i hate my parents, and i think that they hate me but im out on the 15th) and i know the feeling. Most of the people listen to rap and other stuff i really have no intrest in. So i just turn my music up as loud as i can when ever i get the chance. Then i get questions like "what were you listening to?" And i cay Happy Hardcore, and then they say its gay and then i go rip them a new one throwing insults and other things in their general direction. Call there mother hampsters and tell them that their fathers smell like elderberrys and stuff. Then i just tell them to shut up because i dont really care. Then i sleep in class and go home.

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pacman
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Posted - 2003/05/08 :  00:12:16  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit pacman's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by CandyAss:
Here's a piece of information you might not know. Once you're out of high school you'll never have to deal with BS like that again. Sure there will be pockets of meathead idiots on the streets, but never in big groups like they are in high school. Just get good grades and remember that those jocks are going to be the ones cleaning your sewers and working the treatment plants when they graduate, whereas you could go to college and be successful if you just keep your stuff together.



this is all so true. kandy_raver once you get out into the real world, the people you're having trouble with are mostly the kind of people society looks down on. they become the nothings, and on a whole, the educated society rejects them and pushes them around. they don't like to be told this in advance by the way, but it might comfort you to know this in your head. stick through it and one day they'll all probably be building your house and doing your officework while you go home and make love to your beautiful wife all night..... okay maybe i'm going a little too far hahaha but you get the idea..

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rezzna
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Posted - 2003/05/08 :  10:28:22  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
an then, when they come to you for help

"Hey man, i havent seen you in ages how you been keeping, yeah, i know i was a bit of a dick in highschool but ive changed,"

but youve not forgiven them, for making your life a living hell every time their shadows cast upon your frame

"oh im great i have a great job, a wife, a kid on the way and a reallly huge collection of hardcore vinyl, yep lifes pretty damn good,"

then they ask for the favour, as theyve just lost their job at the housekeepiung firm where they scrubbed your floors annd your toilett for minimum wage, cuz they liked to be one of the cool guys at school

"can i borrow some money man, i mean seein as we live near to eachother its all good isnt it man, ill be gettin a job, but my girlfriend needs supporting..."

"NO, NO YOU CANT, MY WHOLE LIFE YOU CONTROLLED WHO I AM AND TOLD ME WHAT I COULD AND COULDNT DO BY HURTING ME, WELL ITS OVER, AND NOW, IM IN CHARGE,SO SCREW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IF I WASNT A BETTER MAN I WOULD BEAT YOU UNCONSCIOUS AND MASH UR LEGS INTO THE ROAD IN MY BRAND NEW MERCEDES, SO GO HOME AND NEVER DARKEN MY FRAME AGAIN YOU FILTHY FUKKING SCUMBAG,"

then they turn away with fear in their eyes, only for you to chase them down the road in ur mercedes, no sympathy for the devil, a one way journey to the back of their legs

SMASH

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junglist_angel
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Posted - 2003/05/08 :  11:57:15  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote

quote:
Originally posted by CandyAss:
Here's a piece of information you might not know. Once you're out of high school you'll never have to deal with BS like that again. Sure there will be pockets of meathead idiots on the streets, but never in big groups like they are in high school. Just get good grades and remember that those jocks are going to be the ones cleaning your sewers and working the treatment plants when they graduate, whereas you could go to college and be successful if you just keep your stuff together.



What are you on about???? I've been out of high school for 4 years now. Once you're out of high school, you have to deal with gangs of idiots that pick on you for just about any reason they can think of. (be it clothing, race, gender, ...) I have been mugged/agressed/bothered more than ever in the past 4 years. So yeah, jocks are nothing compared to what you have to deal with after!



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Inferno
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Posted - 2003/05/08 :  14:07:21  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Inferno's homepage  Reply with quote
You can just make everything they say sound completely ludicrous-it generally is, anyway, and if you just bring that fact to attention, they lose interest in messing with you -real- fast.

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Weird Fish
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Posted - 2003/05/11 :  13:15:39  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Weird Fish's homepage  Reply with quote
Jocks, had that problem a few times, i can't say that after school life will get better. But it can, you just make it happen. I live my life day by day, step by step.
Ignore them is my best advice at this moment.
After high school I met one of these guys in the Netherlands, he was alone so I went to talk to him, we had a nice chat. Then I told him I have to leave and get on the train to meet my friends for the weekend. So I left him by himself.
I dont know if I should have invited him to come along or not, but didn't feel like doing it then. But I always forgive ppl. Even God forgives everyone and who am I not to forgive someone?
I can say that life will get easier, just try to keep everything that makes you happy close to you and bad things away, thats the everyday struggle of life, at least one of the struggles of life.

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Edited by - Weird Fish on 2003/05/11 13:18:19
DJ_Cosmic
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Posted - 2003/05/11 :  13:30:10  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
thats gud advice that is, cant get betta

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Weird Fish
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Posted - 2003/05/11 :  13:47:23  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Weird Fish's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by junglist_angel:
What are you on about???? I've been out of high school for 4 years now. Once you're out of high school, you have to deal with gangs of idiots that pick on you for just about any reason they can think of. (be it clothing, race, gender, ...) I have been mugged/agressed/bothered more than ever in the past 4 years. So yeah, jocks are nothing compared to what you have to deal with after!


I know what you mean, I kinda had the same experience as you..not as many as you though only been mugged a few times, first by a pickpocket, it was my first time. They were sitting at a gang at the atm machine and I needed some cash. So I got some cash and put my wallet in my rearpocket, then had a change of mind and put in the inside pocket of my coat and kept walkin along gracefully. Then suddenly felt someone grab my ass and turned around really scared to see who it was and saw this woman and she kept kinda grabbing me. Then I realized she's a pickpocket so I laughed really loud sarcastically at her face. Everybody was staring. But I think I did that cause I was really scared as hell. That was kind of a nice experience, but I was mugged once with a knife, thank God I only had my cellphone with me it got stolen though, my wallet was safe at home on my bed (I forgot to take it).
Then gay maniacs, I think they were my biggest problem. (Don't have anything against gays, its the psycho maniacs).
That is why I always have this GIRL ARMADA with me to protect me.

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junglist_angel
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Posted - 2003/05/11 :  23:37:35  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by R@viNg LoOnAtic:
I know what you mean, I kinda had the same experience as you..not as many as you though only been mugged a few times, first by a pickpocket, it was my first time. They were sitting at a gang at the atm machine and I needed some cash. So I got some cash and put my wallet in my rearpocket, then had a change of mind and put in the inside pocket of my coat and kept walkin along gracefully. Then suddenly felt someone grab my ass and turned around really scared to see who it was and saw this woman and she kept kinda grabbing me. Then I realized she's a pickpocket so I laughed really loud sarcastically at her face. Everybody was staring. But I think I did that cause I was really scared as hell. That was kind of a nice experience, but I was mugged once with a knife, thank God I only had my cellphone with me it got stolen though, my wallet was safe at home on my bed (I forgot to take it).
Then gay maniacs, I think they were my biggest problem. (Don't have anything against gays, its the psycho maniacs).
That is why I always have this GIRL ARMADA with me to protect me.

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lol, your story about the pickpocket sounds harmless. But yeah, the knife is more the type of thing that happens here. Except there are no gay manaiacs, just a whole lot of really dangerous arabs that take 'Roch' (a drug that makes you verry agressive & violent & makes you feel no pain). And they almost never walk alone. Only in gangs of minimum 5 to 15.




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Posted - 2003/05/12 :  01:41:01  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whispering's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by junglist_angel:
And they almost never walk alone. Only in gangs of minimum 5 to 15.


We also have that, if they attack you and you do something back. your a racist, its a no win situation...



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Weird Fish
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Posted - 2003/05/13 :  00:31:55  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Weird Fish's homepage  Reply with quote
By the way, it was one of the arabs that attacked me with the knife, dont think he was on Roch though.
And i did react once to one, I just pushed him really hard (he said "f*ck you" for no reason, I couldn't take it in, I mean that was it....so I pushed him. Then I ran away really really fast...nah, I just did "the look" and walked slowly away. The "No Fear" look. I think he thought I was one of them hence my tanned skin.

..And they almost never walk alone. Only in gangs of minimum 5 to 15.

min 5 to 15...that reminds me, it's scary....thank God I moved!

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DJ Napalm
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Posted - 2003/05/13 :  04:33:44  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
Okay here's what you do.

Grab firm hold of their ankles with one or two hands (depending on how big your hands are), step on their skull with one foot, and pull up really hard with your hands - ending with their head being twisted off.

Or you could take a metal cheese grater to their back or shins.

Or maybe cut a hole in the underside of their mouth, loop a chain through it so their jaw/chin is firmly surrounded by chain - tie the other end to a tree and push them off.

Once the chain runs out, their body will continue, and their jaw will stay in the same place - ripping the jaw out of their face :) (Remember to put a saftey net below them, so they don't die once they complete their fall.)

Okay, that should do it.

Contact me if you have any problems with the above.

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Posted - 2003/05/13 :  07:36:43  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit tommo's homepage  Reply with quote
You're ****ed up!

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Posted - 2003/05/13 :  09:05:01  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Elysium's homepage  Reply with quote
You could always roshambo them ;)

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